The people of LES are suffering the consequences of tiredness every week they go to school, all because of the dreaded day,… MONDAY. The day that has kindergarteners peeing their pants, and sixth graders praying for mercy. Monday is relentless, knocking down anyone who stands in its way. The people of LES come to school every Monday sluggish, tired, and mopey. Only we have the power to stop it. YOU CAN PREVENT THIS CATASTROPHE!! WE MUST RISE AGAINST THE MONDAY!!!
Some might say, “well, wouldn’t it just be the same on Tuesday? Wouldn’t we still have that same terrorization, now by Tuesday? The same tiredness?” Well, there will be less school days, and more rest days. This will combat the Monday, and make sure Tuesday does not bring the same fear. It will not terrorize innocent school children.
How will we make up for the lost time? Well, we would add an hour and forty five minutes to every day, making up for the 7 hours of lost time. This would result in the day ending at 4:30 pm every day. The answer to the last question has provided an answer to this next question. Due to the extra time added to every day, we will have time to do the specialists normally on Monday. Another concern might be if people have things scheduled at three o’clock, or any time before 4:30. Well, they might have to reschedule, and the day off on Monday would be a great day to reschedule your plans to, because it is an extra day to get things done! The school could reschedule sports practices to Mondays as well, for two hours, to make up for the lost time of the practices that happen every Tuesday and Thursday. Some might be wondering about homework being piled up due to Monday being off. WE would shorten down the weekly homework, the daily homework doesn’t matter because we do it every day, so not doing it Monday wouldn’t matter, and as for book reports and monthly things, the Monday off would be a great day for working on all of that.
What if some people don’t want Mondays off. Most students at LES school would indeed want Monday off, but some would like other days. The most asked for day other than Monday would be Friday. It is not as asked for as Monday off, but some would like to have it off, as something to look forward to at the end of the week. We would start this system, going two weeks with Monday off, then one with Friday AND Monday off, and keep repeating that.
The people of LES are suffering the consequences of tiredness every week they go to school, all because of the dreaded day,… MONDAY. The day that has kindergarteners peeing their pants, and sixth graders praying for mercy. Monday is relentless, knocking down anyone who stands in its way. The people of LES come to school every Monday sluggish, tired, and mopey. Only we have the power to stop it. YOU CAN PREVENT THIS CATASTROPHE!! WE MUST RISE AGAINST THE MONDAY!!!